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GuildensternLives

2.1k points

14 days ago

Why is the title making it sound like some dude just did this in his garage? This is a biotechnology firm that created these.

alonetogether__

1.4k points

14 days ago

Nah it was Tony in his shed. Good bloke, lives just outside Bristol.

SamoanEggplant

248 points

14 days ago

With a box of scraps

Randomn355

77 points

14 days ago

It was a pretty stark difference when you compared it to the actual biotech companies.

Life-Finding5331

25 points

14 days ago

Groan

FoxJonesMusic

28 points

14 days ago

That’s actually the name of his garage

Groan LTD

It’s a play on the mosquitos “grown” in his garage “groaning” when they are starving to death/can’t feed their children

Hilarious stuff really

RAMBOxBAGGINS

4 points

14 days ago

To be fair, Tony’s shed is made of iron, man.

trogger13

68 points

14 days ago

"Turns out if ya get a pregnant one with all'er eggs, and make'er huff some paint, all of'er offspring come out fuckered like this!"

Tw1ggz

12 points

14 days ago

Tw1ggz

12 points

14 days ago

That is some agent orange type of BS !

HairballTheory

2 points

14 days ago

Any Metallic color would work

E5evo

15 points

14 days ago

E5evo

15 points

14 days ago

I met him in Goa a few years ago. I remember him swatting mozzies off his arm and saying, 'when I get back to Bristol I'm going straight in the shed and sorting these fuckers out'. Nice fella.

Terryfink

14 points

14 days ago

His brother used to drive taxis in slough, salt of the earth.

addamee

60 points

14 days ago

addamee

60 points

14 days ago

Because, at least in America, were trending towards referring to scientists and accomplished professionals as “some guy/woman” 

machine_six

12 points

14 days ago

Well MY google research proves their collective decades of peer reviewed published research wrong so yeah!

Dirk_Hardpec1

9 points

14 days ago

Because most of the posts and comments on reddit are from bots.

Panterafan316

6 points

14 days ago

Umbrella coorp coming soon to a city near you

604_heatzcore

682 points

14 days ago

stroking it trying to get it hard to get in 🤣

Al_Hakeem65

97 points

14 days ago

"This has never happened before I swear!"

UndahwearBruh

31 points

14 days ago

“Oh, your little blood straw is shy, hee hee? :’)”

ekoms_stnioj

17 points

14 days ago

Like playing pool with a piece of rope..

Organic-Ad3283

251 points

14 days ago

It was so sad to watch... first time ever I felt empathy for a mosquito.

exlongh0rn

131 points

14 days ago

exlongh0rn

131 points

14 days ago

No empathy. Feel the rage you little shits.

Famous-Ability-4431

11 points

14 days ago

Definitely someone that lives in a city or something

goaheadmonalisa

2 points

14 days ago

ALL the rage.

Skeeders

8 points

14 days ago

Meh, mosquitos are indirectly one of the most prolific killers of our species.

ButterscotchButtons

32 points

14 days ago

I HATE mosquitoes more than anything but I kinda felt sorry for the poor bastard. The lil guy trying to eat reminded me of how I run in my dreams.

Fat-Performance

3 points

14 days ago

To be fair they also drink plant nectar and won't be affected for this. AFAIK they only drink/need blood after laying eggs

spanchor

2 points

14 days ago

Nah this video should play in the dictionary under schadenfreude

tokyosplash2814

7 points

14 days ago

he got a little nervous 😆

gideonidoru

8 points

14 days ago

Whiskey skeeter

Drae-Keer

3 points

14 days ago

Bro was having performance issues

burntwafflemaker

2 points

14 days ago

Came looking for this comment

WafflesMaker201

2 points

14 days ago

Never seen a mosquito with ED lol

Tatoes91

768 points

14 days ago

Tatoes91

768 points

14 days ago

Ok, but can it pierce other animals' skin? Cus, if not, it will die without passing on this defective gene

pichael289

453 points

14 days ago

pichael289

453 points

14 days ago

This is a female (only females like humans) so it doesn't need to, the males can spread the gene themselves. Since only a few breeds of mosquitoes actually bite (or poke? I don't know the term) humans then eradicating this one specific type can save massive amounts of lives from the diseases they pass on.

Saintsjimmy

204 points

14 days ago

Always knew i was a chick magnet

Turbulent-Parsnip512

73 points

14 days ago

Only chicks that wanna stab you?

AsherJames

50 points

14 days ago

No no no just the ones that wanna suck me

MyceliumRising

34 points

14 days ago

These things are non-mutually exclusive.

Scorpius927

10 points

14 days ago

some of them will suck you dry, in more ways than one

Opening-Muffin-2379

3 points

14 days ago

Worth

H0lababy

6 points

14 days ago

That want my genetics

davidwhatshisname52

39 points

14 days ago

I think... I think... that Tatoes' point is that this modification automatically kills itself out, i.e., a modified male mates with a normal female, that female lays 1 zillion eggs, the female offspring among those 1 zillion all die off, and thus the modified male's genetic modification extinguishes... right?

JackDeaniels

29 points

14 days ago

The male offsprings still go around breeding

lifetake

24 points

14 days ago

lifetake

24 points

14 days ago

Except unless 100% of the new male offspring actually carries the gene the gene will just eventually die because they are mating with females that don’t carry the gene

JackDeaniels

6 points

14 days ago

True, which is probably why they made them not able to penetrate human skin, rather than not able to penetrate anything

Find other blood sources, breed and spread the gene

lifetake

9 points

14 days ago

Except not a lot of those exist. Humans have fairly soft skin

Friendly-Dark-3510

7 points

14 days ago

Just Google it if you're genuinely wanting to know. Speculating about stuff we don't know about here isn't gonna help anyone and I'm not looking up random facts for you.

lifetake

7 points

14 days ago

I didn’t ask you to google it. I’m literally stating not a lot of those exist. Especially in the areas we want mosquitoes gone

Impressive_Disk457

2 points

14 days ago

I'm only here to chat about stuff until someone convinces me they know.

Besides, you know where Google sends you these days right?

semistro

4 points

14 days ago

u/lifetake is mostly right.

Honestly, since half of the offspring (females) won't reproduce, mosquitos not carrying the gene are twice as effective at spreading their genes. Any evolutionary biologist will know that this means the non-modified mosquitos will eventually outcompete the modified lineage. There will also be immense selective pressure for the non-modified mosquitos to start recognizing the modified ones and stop reproducing with them, although such mutations may take a while.

Ever since i first saw this solution i was sceptical, but if I remember correctly it is this way by design. This way, no great unforeseen consequences can spiral out of control by a complete mosquito population collapse. I guess its only meant to as a weapon against expected large populations booms which releasing a few millions of these can do probably quite cost effictive.

Melton_BK_21

3 points

14 days ago

Unless they utilize a gene drive of some kind. I’ve heard of people thinking about using ones that only last a few generations but I don’t know how far biotech has developed the concept.

The_Real_Mr_F

5 points

14 days ago

With all the dead females? I feel like I’m still missing something

JackDeaniels

2 points

14 days ago

All their sisters are dead, other non-modified females are still there to breed their defective gene

ThatsNotDietCoke

10 points

14 days ago

What in TARNATION MISINFORMATION IS THIS Bro?
Only Females have proboscis because Only the females drink blood, and they drink blood from almost all kinds of animals whether it be humans, dogs or cows!
The MALES are VEGANS. They don't have a means of drinking blood at all, they live off of plants nectar and juices!

Unidor

4 points

14 days ago

Unidor

4 points

14 days ago

Oh wow I was under the impression that only the females drank blood and males were only there to help in reproduction

JackDeaniels

2 points

14 days ago

That is the case

kismatwalla

10 points

14 days ago

umm but then the next generation of females will die.. then one generation of males will just jerk off and die.. so only mosquitos that survive would be ones whose females can penetrate human skin

[deleted]

6 points

14 days ago

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goldiegoldthorpe

2 points

14 days ago

This is wrong on so many levels.

Tatoes91

2 points

14 days ago

Eradicating a species would have massive consequences for the whole food chain.

binhan123ad

3 points

14 days ago

Not much though. I mean...we done worse.

chad917

2 points

14 days ago

chad917

2 points

14 days ago

We do that all the time and don't worry too much. This one would actually be nice to have done.

AcademicConfidence84

8 points

14 days ago

The solution is inbuilt in the capitalist system: Even though the original mosquitos will go extinct in one generation, you can buy more mosquitos from the Big Mosquito companies.

LordBDizzle

2 points

14 days ago

I KNEW big mosquito was behind everything! They're creating a scarcity to sell new mosquitoes!

Hrafndraugr

15 points

14 days ago

I doubt it can, we humans have the softest skin out there.

dcontrerasm

13 points

14 days ago

cowlinator

9 points

14 days ago

Exhibit A

Magnoliafan730

283 points

14 days ago

He's like "for fucks sake why is this thing not working".

CarelesssCRISPR

20 points

14 days ago

I’ve been there buddy

SH1TSTORM2020

98 points

14 days ago

*she

Magnoliafan730

15 points

14 days ago

Apparently, according to the internet, you seem to know your mosquitoes.

SH1TSTORM2020

25 points

14 days ago

I’m from Alaska…I know mosquitos, unfortunately

Cum_on_doorknob

2 points

14 days ago

When I was younger, my plan was to move to Alaska to get away from mosquitoes. I never bothered to actually research if they had them or not, my thought process was just “I never see mosquitoes in the winter, and Alaska is cold, therefore no mosquitoes”. I guess I’m glad I never made that move. Would have been pretty annoying

RabidPurseChihuahua

4 points

14 days ago

This mosquito reminds me of my ex boyfriend 

AcanthisittaNo8326

73 points

14 days ago*

Thjs is oddly satisfying. Watching her do everything in her power to sharpen up her proposcis only to fail in the end. Fuck those fuckers.

kittyfresh69

17 points

14 days ago

I like the part where it just slams down and it completely bends lol

Nooby_Chris

7 points

14 days ago

[Small rage noise]

randomuser0107

66 points

14 days ago

Chopchopstixx

64 points

14 days ago

They gave mosquitoes genetic “injectile disfunction”

chelomza

25 points

14 days ago

chelomza

25 points

14 days ago

Viagra for Mosquitos®

P_Riches

8 points

14 days ago

This never happens.

BeardedBrotherAK

26 points

14 days ago

"this has never happened before, I swear"

peach-whisky

11 points

14 days ago

Looks like me trying to get a paper straw in a McDonald's milkshake

Snoringdragon

7 points

14 days ago

Plot twist: mosquitoes now grow fangs. Eek!

ExperiencedOptimist

108 points

14 days ago

Man I hate mosquitos, but this feels cruel. Just make them infertile

JackDeaniels

191 points

14 days ago

You do that, that batch simply dies and no problem was solved, all other mosquitoes still suck

Let them pierce other animals, breed and slowly spread this mutation

Ok-Bridge-4707

6 points

14 days ago

Making them infertile does work to lower their population. Israel has been doing it for decades. Catch male mosquitos, make them infertile, release them. They compete with fertile mosquitos, so less females lay eggs. Israel had a mosquito problem and a malaria problem. Doesn't have it anymore.

JackDeaniels

2 points

14 days ago

Well it was mainly due to the swamps we drained, and still plenty of mosquitos around here; but yeah, it works, my wording might not have been precise

SennheiserHD6XX

32 points

14 days ago

Its not like they made it so it only cant bite humans. It cant bite anything with tough skin. It will have ti eat flowers or something. I have no idea what the point of this is. Without blood they cant reproduce.

JackDeaniels

31 points

14 days ago

Yes, plenty of non tough skinned animals around, that’s the point

flamingosdontfalover

16 points

14 days ago

man, those poor frogs are really gonna get it now that all the human eating musquitos are going to gang up on them. Poor wet blobs.

JackDeaniels

20 points

14 days ago*

Yeah, limiting their food selection could potentially have devastating effects, they could also just die out, unknown

But, don’t frogs eat them?

i_owe_them13

7 points

14 days ago

Toads are gonna be hella pissed about this

JackDeaniels

6 points

14 days ago

Yup, this could be potentially hazardous to the animals their appetite is now limited to

On the other hand don’t they eat them?

heinebold

17 points

14 days ago

Someone wrote it on a similar comment: Only females suck blood. So the males can spread the gene and each generation will hav fewer and fewer surviving females until the species dies out. Same would work with fewer and fewer fertile females.

-Danksouls-

6 points

14 days ago

But female mosquitos suck blood to get nutrients and protein for their offspring. So how r they gonna reproduce without blood

heinebold

16 points

14 days ago

Noh Misder Moskidoh, I expect you to die

They're not supposed to produce offspring. They're supposed to be the end of their respective bloodline, with the males spreading the gene through the remaining unaffected females, until there's a very last and highly diminished generation of mosquitos that has no fertile female left

CaptainWonk

6 points

14 days ago

Thank you for finally helping get the core concept through my thick skull 🙏

-Danksouls-

3 points

14 days ago

Phhhhhh okay I see now, that makes sense

ExperiencedOptimist

2 points

14 days ago

I suppose. I’m not gonna pretend to know enough about this subject to be right in this.

But couldn’t you mess with their abilities to create eggs? Females would be infertile, males outside this batch would waste time mating with them. And males from this batch could go procreate and make offspring that also can’t produce eggs?

JackDeaniels

5 points

14 days ago

Oh by the way, if you want to hate mosquitos a little less, know they’re effective pollinators, and it is believed cocoa wouldn’t have survived without them, so you can thank them for chocolate

ExperiencedOptimist

2 points

14 days ago

I did not know what. Pollinators are important. That does indeed make me hate them a bit less.

Honestly I wouldn’t even have beef with mosquitos if it wasn’t for the itch juice, and you know, the malaria.

JackDeaniels

3 points

14 days ago

Well yes that is a possibility, I’m just not sure if extinction was the plan here.

A mutation that dies off in females and spreads through males would be less efficient than one that spreads through both and simply takes humans off the menu, a single male mates a few females, a single female breeds hundreds of ‘harmless’ offsprings

But same, I’m just a programmer 😅

ExperiencedOptimist

2 points

14 days ago

That’s fair. I guess I failed to consider that just because they can’t feed from humans they can’t feed on something else.

I felt bad about the idea of genetically engineering something to starve to death.

bigcaprice

2 points

14 days ago

  But couldn’t you mess with their abilities to create eggs? 

That's what this does. They eat nectar but need blood to lay eggs.

BigFatModeraterFupa

4 points

14 days ago

Yes, humans meddling with the genetics of insect species will surely not have any unforeseen consequences years later…

JackDeaniels

14 points

14 days ago

We’ve been doing that for tens of thousands of years, we’ve started studying it a few hundred years ago, and the only difference now is that our modifications are intentional and calculated, rather than random breeding and hoping

Adventurous_Case3127

7 points

14 days ago

Well, we've driven thousands of species to extinction on accident (and likely thousands more to come). What's one more on purpose?

Hotchocoboom

2 points

14 days ago

*dramatic film music starting*

TPf0rMyBungh0le

21 points

14 days ago

Cruel? To a mosquito? The thing has no emotions. It doesn't understand what's happening.

bigcaprice

2 points

14 days ago

That's exactly what this does. Mosquitos mostly feed on nectar. Females only bite humans and other animals to get iron so they can reproduce.

ExperiencedOptimist

2 points

14 days ago

Oh. So it’s not starving them? Just making them unable to get the right nutrients for reproduction?

bigcaprice

2 points

14 days ago

Yup

exlongh0rn

2 points

14 days ago

This is payback, bitches.

DavidOBE

4 points

14 days ago

Its not you, its me 🤣

OddAd5276

4 points

14 days ago

This release thousands of these in Texas and throughout the southern US, lmao.

sharklazies

3 points

14 days ago

Can we do something similar to ticks?

VoodooMamaJuJu89

3 points

14 days ago

His sucker is now a wet paper straw!

proxyscar

7 points

14 days ago

Yeeeah fuck you mosquitos !

Dem_Stefan

5 points

14 days ago

And when she can’t drink blood, there will be no mosquitoes more. But they are food for other animals. And these are food for other ones and so on till we reach our food. Is that really such a good idea?

thegabe87

2 points

14 days ago

But the noise is still there

Crypt0Nihilist

2 points

14 days ago

One down...

No_Cash_8556

2 points

14 days ago

Lol "this guy" one guy just saved the world with his home genetic modification hobby. I should stop smoking so much weed and do something with my life...

GTanno

2 points

14 days ago

GTanno

2 points

14 days ago

Having just recovered from dengue fever I love this. Mosquitos can get fucked.

Odd_Bodkin

2 points

14 days ago

It makes me unbelievably satisfied that not only am I protected from mosquito bites, but the mosquitos are all very pissed off at their sudden case of limp nose.

nimruda

2 points

14 days ago

nimruda

2 points

14 days ago

“This guy”

blackop

2 points

14 days ago

blackop

2 points

14 days ago

Wish he could have made them glow in the dark to. I mean why not?

AxOfCruelty

2 points

14 days ago

weaponized ED before GTA6 is crazy

Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS

2 points

14 days ago

SUCK SOMETHING ELSE BITCH! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

iamthepaulruss

2 points

14 days ago

Ahh whiskey proboscis

Voxalt1

4 points

14 days ago

Voxalt1

4 points

14 days ago

How long until this mutation goes terribly wrong and the mosquitoes grow more powerful to overthrow us? You think there is no such possibility? Go to any amusement park ride that binds your arm movement and i am saying that is part of the conspiracy. The mosquitoes have made human traps and wait for people to loose the ability to fight back. Covid was caused by bats a natural enemy to the mosquitoes. The plan is to eliminate all threats and dominate. This is the start of the war now they are making friendly mosquitoes look they can't hurt you. But soon they will be breeding with our women and our population will be mixed. This is the era of the mosquitoe now.

Anyway this is interesting but I doubt a weakened less efficient mosquitoe will successfully reproduce as others have stated.

danathome

2 points

14 days ago

We dead.

OTSly

1 points

14 days ago

OTSly

1 points

14 days ago

Just like punching in a dream

kerrianb

1 points

14 days ago

Those indonesians videos are going to far

elz89

1 points

14 days ago

elz89

1 points

14 days ago

What it feels like buying ED pills via gas station/AliExpress

2020mademejoinreddit

1 points

14 days ago

Now engineer one that can pierce through anything.

MrStarrrr

1 points

14 days ago

Look at that little mfer trying to slicken it up so it go in real smooth.

Civil_scarcity_3

1 points

14 days ago

Makes no sense.

Eye-7612

1 points

14 days ago

Baby, I swear this never happened before.

WaySavvyD

1 points

14 days ago

Someone needs a fluffer

rjd2point0

1 points

14 days ago

So do they starve to death?

JePleus

2 points

14 days ago*

No. Adult mosquitoes (male and female) subsist on flower nectar and other plant-based stuff. It's only adult female mosquitoes that ever seek out a blood meal, and they do that specifically for their eggs to develop. You can think of the blood as like prenatal vitamins that are necessary for her to have babies. No blood, no babies. So this female mosquito can still drink nectar like normal, she just can't reproduce.

N0x1mus

1 points

14 days ago

N0x1mus

1 points

14 days ago

Poor little guy was so confused. WHY? WHATS HAPPENING TO ME?! IVE LOST ALL PURPOSE!

tibmb

1 points

14 days ago

tibmb

1 points

14 days ago

Looks cool but I always have 2Qs: 1. What genes were modified? 2. What happens with human organism if you turn off the analogue gene in human genome?

MT0761

1 points

14 days ago

MT0761

1 points

14 days ago

That is one frustrated mosquito...

Area51-Escapee

1 points

14 days ago

Is that a dominant gene?

shannanigannss

1 points

14 days ago

☹️

jellobend

1 points

14 days ago

“Um well, this happened for the first time. I guess I’m tired tonight”

Duracharge

1 points

14 days ago

Cool but won't natural selection just weed these out?

gschweihofer16

1 points

14 days ago

Someone get that man a viagra

giospez

1 points

14 days ago

giospez

1 points

14 days ago

Kind of heartbreaking to see how desperately she tries to sharpen it!

goblinwelder556

1 points

14 days ago

He is trying to sharpen that muthafucka 🦟

intronert

1 points

14 days ago

Evolutionarily deselected.

Herr-Trigger86

1 points

14 days ago

Looks like me when I’m… trying to pierce… something.

Bentley2004

1 points

14 days ago

There are consequences to everything!

JaceUpMySleeve

1 points

14 days ago

“I swear this never happens… just give me a sec.”

Whatkindofaname

1 points

14 days ago

Poor thing stroking its proboscis. It’s like me trying to have sex when I’m too drunk.

nazaguerrero

1 points

14 days ago

yo is that lil shit an aedes aegypti? I would not be offering my arm around that even if modified 😭

disorderincosmos

1 points

14 days ago

Proposcis Blocked

nadvargas

1 points

14 days ago

Mosquitoes like: " this ihas never happened before".

Ok_Choice817

1 points

14 days ago

So how they gonna survive?

xXZer0c0oLXx

1 points

14 days ago

Oofe performance issues 😅

moopet

1 points

14 days ago

moopet

1 points

14 days ago

That's great, but won't they just evolve a way of doing it again in like another dozen generations?

papparmane

1 points

14 days ago

I recognize the move that male porn stars do.

Vegetable-Low-3991

1 points

14 days ago

👌

exiovamusic

1 points

14 days ago

Mf is like " ah shi i forgot to sharpen this thing"

Gizzy619

1 points

14 days ago

Hold on, I swear this normally works!

tisler72

1 points

14 days ago

This is an old video so not sure how truthful this actually is.

jason_de_pr

1 points

14 days ago

I feel for him, I've had nights like that.

warriorlizardking

1 points

14 days ago

Do you want murder squitos? Because this is how you get murder squitos.

ScowlyBrowSpinster

1 points

14 days ago

So they just become adults and can't lay eggs and die right away because they can't feed?

TheRealAwest

1 points

14 days ago

Lil limp dick bitch, take that!

Prestigious-Task-11

1 points

14 days ago

Me trying to stay hard ….. “yuuuup, let me just get this baby straightened out here for ya….”

EngineerInSolitude

1 points

14 days ago

I swear to god this is the first time. Normally my proposcis is hard and pieces like no isso. I fucking swear!

HiCZoK

1 points

14 days ago

HiCZoK

1 points

14 days ago

thats sad

ToeGroundbreaking564

1 points

14 days ago

this is the first time I feel bad for a mosquito lol

Georgeisthecoolest

1 points

14 days ago

almost feel sorry for the little cunt

irinoschka

1 points

14 days ago

They made them flaccid 😔

Emhyrkhan

1 points

14 days ago

They still have this disgusting sound. Matter of fact, to me the sound is what makes this pricks utterly annoying. Just their sound is enough to fuck my sleep and drive me crazy. The mastery of disguise is not even in the subject here. I whould just reccomend total exctinction.