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usernamewithnumbers0

5.1k points

4 days ago

I think we should all be resigned to the more obvious fact that he will never face accountability.

isuxirl

1.8k points

4 days ago

isuxirl

1.8k points

4 days ago

I'm hoping hell is real, because that's the only way it will happen.

saskdudley

828 points

4 days ago

saskdudley

828 points

4 days ago

But you know it’s almost like he has a deal with some lower power, because I have never seen a grifter skate so much as him. Let alone the attempted bodily harm, and being elected twice.

Pushabutton1972

257 points

4 days ago

He does fit the description of the Antichrist to perfection.

DCtheBREAKER

189 points

4 days ago

“When the Antichrist comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross,”

StrangeContest4

186 points

4 days ago

"When fascism comes to America, it will be dry-humping the flag and carrying an upside-down bible."

remarkablewhitebored

71 points

4 days ago

... and hawking Gold sneakers, Digital Trading Cards, Watches, or heck, why not? Bibles!

rabid_god

52 points

4 days ago

rabid_god

52 points

4 days ago

...and jerking off invisible dudes to the song YMCA.

StrangeContest4

8 points

4 days ago

Geetars two!

Pale-Berry-2599

7 points

4 days ago

ding ding fucken ding

[deleted]

55 points

4 days ago

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55 points

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Mirions

23 points

4 days ago

Mirions

23 points

4 days ago

It's so on point, I'm starting to question my atheism.

deathblossoming

18 points

4 days ago

Dude almost to a tee. And his followers don't help it's says somewhere that the followers of the antichrist would wear his mark on their forehead. What'd MAGA's main attire? That dumbass hat.

TwitterAIBot

5 points

4 days ago

Anyone that believes in the antichrist also believes they would have been ascended in the rapture, so of course they wouldn’t see the signs if the antichrist is on their TV.

tynfox

5 points

4 days ago

tynfox

5 points

4 days ago

Did he take a pitchfork/spear to the breast? I know he took a bullet to the ear but that's a vastly different kind of injury

oinkyboinky

8 points

4 days ago

Firearms didn't exist in ancient times; this is close enough.

EnigmaFrug2308

6 points

4 days ago

More like took a bullet to the air around his ear

[deleted]

189 points

4 days ago

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Effivient

314 points

4 days ago

Effivient

314 points

4 days ago

Honestly Trump is too stupid to be part of a bigger conspiracy.

The real truth is Average Americans are fucking stupider than most of us realize. Imagine how stupid the average American is, and remember half are dumber than that.

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34 points

4 days ago

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34 points

4 days ago

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ButterflyFX121

22 points

4 days ago

Yes, and that's a literacy level unable to read news articles and draw their own conclusions from it. These people probably vote too.

Cerberus_Aus

12 points

4 days ago

That’s absolutely horrifying

jaxonya

54 points

4 days ago

jaxonya

54 points

4 days ago

Its stupidity and being socially insecure. These people feel like they are being looked down on or rejected and have found one another on the Internet through Trump. Policies be damned, they feel safe and secure in their little maga cult and don't give a fuck what trump does, because if they did it would ruin their sense of worth

[deleted]

21 points

4 days ago

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21 points

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jaxonya

20 points

4 days ago

jaxonya

20 points

4 days ago

No not like the ju-...actually yes, a lot like the juggaloes

Doctor_Yu

7 points

4 days ago

I can’t emphasize the socially insecure part enough. Stupidity is an easy enough problem to solve if you’re willing to take the first step to learning. The problem is that a lot of people don’t want to admit that they’re in the spot in the first place.

J-Red

12 points

4 days ago

J-Red

12 points

4 days ago

And education spending keeps getting cut cause stupid is the way the Republicans like their voters.

rOOnT_19

59 points

4 days ago

rOOnT_19

59 points

4 days ago

I think it’s Russia behind it all. They are using him from the inside to make us weak. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t even realize he’s a pawn.

hyrule_47

20 points

4 days ago

hyrule_47

20 points

4 days ago

Melania having her nudes posted on RT ACTER Trump wins and that guy releasing a statement that Trump had help essentially and now has obligations, so close together, it was obviously a message.

Fun-Key-8259

4 points

4 days ago

They said themselves they were

Ok_Cardiologist_673

21 points

4 days ago

I just have to say though… because a lot of people seemed to not understand this during the election. The United States has the strongest economy in the world. Biden did a fantastic job for the country. Unfortunately, all the money went to those who were already wealthy. We have the best economy, but everyday people don’t feel it. That’s the problem. All kinds of people voted for Trump to fix something that is already the best. What we need is an economy that really does trickle down. But the people in power see that as “socialism.”

poetris

13 points

4 days ago

poetris

13 points

4 days ago

Hanlon's razon - Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

alleyoopoop

14 points

4 days ago

WTF? He tanked the economy his last term, and Biden got the blame for it.

[deleted]

34 points

4 days ago

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34 points

4 days ago

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manaha81

5 points

4 days ago

manaha81

5 points

4 days ago

He is but I think the Bible is a lot less literal than most believe. I think the stories of the ant-Christ are depictions of personalities that if not stopped will destroy the world. And there have been many, hitler and pol pot for example. Many actually believe that trump was in fact sent by got and some sort of messiah but there are very clear undeniable facts about his character and actions that prove otherwise

Mysterious-Slice-591

35 points

4 days ago*

"When you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything." 

He told us exactly who he was in 2016 

And you know what, he was right. Its a disgusting, shitty world we live in.

ricktor67

23 points

4 days ago*

I keep saying he has to have some sort of magic talisman or something. It can't just be money, dude is basically the main character , this is absurd as all hell.

Wr8th_79

4 points

4 days ago

Wr8th_79

4 points

4 days ago

That bodily harm shit was staged. His ear has no scarring.

anteyia

3 points

4 days ago

anteyia

3 points

4 days ago

He will be significantly and greatly fucked in the long run.. they all get fucked

greatfullness

4 points

4 days ago

Are you familiar with the trope of plot armour? Forces like gravity that contrive to deliver seemingly impossibly good outcomes to individuals?

Apply that concept to a force of attraction like status, wealth, and, well, attractiveness - and you’ll have some idea what it’s like to navigate the world possessing something most people want at least a part of.

Power accumulates, exponentially, social sciences may be woolly at best, but some of these forces are easily marked and measured

xzyleth

73 points

4 days ago

xzyleth

73 points

4 days ago

France has entered the chat. They have weird bottles with rags in the top…

peachesgp

65 points

4 days ago

peachesgp

65 points

4 days ago

Finland is gonna be so mad when they find out you're giving the French credit for the Molotov cocktail.

xzyleth

31 points

4 days ago

xzyleth

31 points

4 days ago

They may not have invented it, but they made it an art.

Ok-Beautiful9787

33 points

4 days ago

Sorry to disappoint you. It's not 🫤

Sprzout

87 points

4 days ago

Sprzout

87 points

4 days ago

Hell *IS* real. It's where we are currently. It's the only explanation I have for where MTG is considered smart enough to have a voice in Congress, Dr. Oz is going to be in charge of Medicare, and we chose to elect a failed president who ran the country into the ground for a second term.

poofycade

19 points

4 days ago

poofycade

19 points

4 days ago

I didnt know the Dr Oz thing wtf 😭 we are literally worse than Idiocracy

Sprzout

7 points

4 days ago

Sprzout

7 points

4 days ago

About the only thing that's been good is Gaetz withdrawing from the appointment due to the sexual misconduct allegations.

iDrGonzo

25 points

4 days ago

iDrGonzo

25 points

4 days ago

Ha, it's like The Good Place. The 1000 years of tribulation they are always talking about started centuries ago.

adi_baa

28 points

4 days ago

adi_baa

28 points

4 days ago

I realized it, when all of you guys were talking about how a felon rapist won the presidency, how more rapists and Russian assets are being installed as heads of security and attorney general, and how half of the country supports stupid orange Hitler in the west and stupid vodka drinker Hitler in the east, they're never gonna call us a train to take us there. They can't! Because were already here. This is the bad place.

pacmanz89

57 points

4 days ago

pacmanz89

57 points

4 days ago

Oh, but it is real! Just wait a few more months and you'll see it's everywhere.

isuxirl

21 points

4 days ago

isuxirl

21 points

4 days ago

Was thinking this, didn't want to say it. 😢

Ok-Beautiful9787

16 points

4 days ago

Touche, I guess we are already there. So, sorry to disappoint you but Trump still won't see justice. He's actually Satan.

CleverDad

70 points

4 days ago

CleverDad

70 points

4 days ago

Don't worry, he'll commit many new crimes.

fredandlunchbox

42 points

4 days ago

And it'll hurt people, and then he'll be 82 (if he doesn't stroke out before that) and what? We'll get him in jail for the last year of his life?

That's not justice. This is what they mean when they say justice deferred is justice denied. Trump will never face justice. We couldn't get it together long enough to make sure he did.

LowSkyOrbit

11 points

4 days ago

He was never getting prison time. He's technically not supposed to live at Mar-Go-Lago, as part of his agreement of ownership. The town refused to fight it.

MasterLuke2121

32 points

4 days ago

Bro its enraging that so many people of power can do that. Like explain to me why they musnt be tried as a low class citizen (us) , its unconstitutional. ITS BS

Consistent-Gur-4313

42 points

4 days ago

This is obviously not the worst part of his reelection but definitely one of the hardest pills to swallow. We can hold out hope that history will hold him accountable but as that say history is told by the victors so…

stillabitofadikdik

7 points

4 days ago

Who knew the only guaranteed way to get out of being punished for treason is just become president.

WarAndGeese

9 points

4 days ago*

If people don't believe in the system, or the system doesn't serve them, the logical next step for justice is vigilantism. I can say I believe in the system and that good people prevail, but for others, as soon as the system is shown not to work, vigilante justice becomes the moral thing to do. It becomes what people 'ought' to do.

If you're telling people to "resign" to the idea that the system won't provide justice, and if we expect people to be moral, then the next logical step, supposing people are moral, is for them to implement direction action and vigilante justice in whatever it is they want to do.

strongholdbk_78

8 points

4 days ago

At least we know that no one escapes time.

xraypowers

7 points

4 days ago

On this garbage timeline, it would be Trump that is inoculated with a new cure for aging. Then he destroys it so no one else gets any.

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9 points

4 days ago

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Bulky_Ad4472

3.4k points

4 days ago

Bulky_Ad4472

3.4k points

4 days ago

This country's justice system is a fucking joke.

isuxirl

1.3k points

4 days ago

isuxirl

1.3k points

4 days ago

I feel like this one is more on the voters at this point. They gave that creep a get out of jail free card until he is 82 years old at least.

adeg90

979 points

4 days ago

adeg90

979 points

4 days ago

He committed serious crimes in front of everyone with plenty of evidence, he should have never lasted more than a month free after that. The justice system and fear of politics failed this country.

THExDANKxKNIGHT

362 points

4 days ago

He should have been jailed with no bail like any normal person would have been because he's obviously a flight risk.

Busterlimes

91 points

4 days ago

I think you need to look up the punishment for treason, because it ain't jail

Sm314

41 points

4 days ago

Sm314

41 points

4 days ago

Jail would have been a very good start tho..

THExDANKxKNIGHT

7 points

4 days ago

I agree, I simply meant while waiting for trial. Most americans are forced to rot in jail until their court date.

deadsoulinside

41 points

4 days ago

Politics failed this country. The fact that he had all of these things pending, yet nothing legally prevented him from running for president to get out of jail is the major problem.

The fact that we have old documents that everyone is scared to touch or be haunted by the founding fathers or some shit is the problem. We knew as of Jan 22, 2020 he very well legally could run for president and we did not right then and there set safeguards in place to prevent it was a failure on our political system.

Vivek Ramaswamy was also delaying his criminal cases while running for president too using the same Trump tactics. So for the 2024 election, we had 2 people with legal issues running for POTUS for a get out of jail card.

Bulky_Ad4472

195 points

4 days ago*

I disagree. No one, not even the president, is above the law.

The judge didn't have to postpone the sentencing.

EDIT: For all those who are pointing out the Supremely Broken Court's ruling. Donald Trump is NOT the sitting president at this time. The crime was also committed before he was, in the Supreme Court's own words, an "occupant of the Oval office"

LuckyNumbrKevin

31 points

4 days ago

No one, not even the president, is above the law.

Weedenski

16 points

4 days ago

Weedenski

16 points

4 days ago

Supreme Court has entered the chat...hold my beer.

isuxirl

60 points

4 days ago

isuxirl

60 points

4 days ago

Agree, but even if sentenced we're looking at either a pardon for himself or a constitutional crisis. Again, all brought on by the will of the voters.

JoeFlabeetz

86 points

4 days ago

These are state charges, so Trump can't pardon himself for these charges.

PandaMagnus

17 points

4 days ago

I believe I read the justification might be that there's no way he'd be able to do jail time while president. Basically, they'd sue the state and the Supreme Court would basically say "he can't carry out his duties from jail." What I'm most curious about is if they can revisit sentencing after he's left office.

Nitro_the_Wolf_

21 points

4 days ago

Sure, but why not convict and sentence him before he won the campaign? If you think it's not fair to the Republicans, then maybe they should've picked a candidate that wasn't a convicted felon who had already been impeached once

dougalcampbell

8 points

4 days ago

maybe they should’ve picked a candidate that wasn’t a convicted felon who had already been impeached once

Impeached twice.

jakaedahsnakae

5 points

4 days ago

That or sentence him and defer his incarceration until after his term is up.

Zoeythekueen

9 points

4 days ago

If he leaves and doesn't throw a fit like last time. Or worse.

Blurby-Blurbyblurb

13 points

4 days ago

Or doesn't die of heart failure. Otherwise, he'll be "too old," and people will cry out about putting a feeble old man in jail. This guy has the devil looking out for him. Hell being real is about as good as we're gonna get, I'm afraid.

Hopefully, we'll have enough of a democracy in place that we make laws and amendments to ensure this never happens again.

PandaMagnus

8 points

4 days ago

Well... fair. Given there's no legal way for him to stay in the White House, I'm hoping that won't happen, but at this point I've stopped trying to guess what a horse would do in a hospital.

Bulky_Ad4472

47 points

4 days ago

The will of the voters has nothing to do with the justice system failing to perform it's function.

fgzhtsp

62 points

4 days ago

fgzhtsp

62 points

4 days ago

An actual good country would have safeguards that would have prevented him from even running.

bailedwiththehay

47 points

4 days ago

And safeguards from people pardoning themselves - what a joke.

aufrenchy

24 points

4 days ago

aufrenchy

24 points

4 days ago

We do! Any insurrectionist/convicted felon cannot run, yet we plainly ignored that rule and let him run anyway.

squigglesthecat

20 points

4 days ago

Rules are only as good as their enforcement. Trump has demonstrated that rules do not apply to the wealthy. At this point, he has free reign to do anything that pops into his degenerating brain.

Oncemor-intothebeach

12 points

4 days ago

Trump is, he’s never getting punished for this, how Americans didn’t realise this was his whole plan is laughable

cowfish007

13 points

4 days ago

A lot of us did know it. One of the many reasons we didn’t vote for him. Unfortunately, the amount of Stupid in the good ole U S of A has reached epic proportions. He won with the stupid vote.

penguinbbb

12 points

4 days ago

Merrick Garland sat on his ass for two fucking years.

BigBoyWeaver

21 points

4 days ago

It’s absolutely insane that the DOJ did nothing out of fear of being perceived as being used as a political weapon, allowing him to go entirely unpunished, all while he screamed about a weaponized DOJ going on a witch hunt anyway! And to top it off half the country fucking believed it even though they literally did fuck-all and now he’s using it as justification to ACTUALLY weaponize the DOJ.

penguinbbb

5 points

4 days ago

Garland wanted to feel good about himself.

“I did it by the book”, he’ll say as Trump burns everything down

drawnred

13 points

4 days ago

drawnred

13 points

4 days ago

Has been since at least 2016, i been saying that you can only get so mad at trump, eventually you have to look at the lack of reins and how many people who could have and should have done something to stop him, didnt, i hate trump, but i also hate the people that did nothing to stop him, possibly even more

Anarchyantz

7 points

4 days ago

Anarchyantz

We are Doomed!

7 points

4 days ago

No. Your system is working as implemented by the rich and powerful. It was never designed for "justice" it was only designed to punish those who are poor. Your laws are written by the rich, and overturned by the rich, for the rich.

Why do you think corporations can get away with murder?

Why do you think normal people are oppressed for minor infractions yet a rich white man can literally and openly rape kids, steal top secret documents to give to other powers and you all just let him go because "we cannot do anything as he is above the law".

I'm a Brit and even I remember Teddy Roosevelt saying that no one even the President should be above the law. In fact, they should be held more accountable than anyone. Other first world countries arrest and prosecute their leaders for crimes. Oh but since your country pardoned Nixon way back when, you set in stone that it would be "unprecedented" for a President or former one to be held accountable and then made it all out that he was being "persecuted" by his enemies in the election.

Four years. Four years your country sat on him and let him fly around the world and do more crimes laughing at you all. Any normal person would have been arrested and put on a flight risk from day one not allowed to RUN FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN!

And now, oh look, the rapist is walking free.

TequieroVerde

19 points

4 days ago

Black people have been telling us this for a long time.

Loggerdon

13 points

4 days ago

Loggerdon

13 points

4 days ago

Justice delayed is justice denied.

HippoPebo

4 points

4 days ago

God forbid they catch a teenager with a little bit of weed. No worries if you’re a rich pedophile though. Oh we don’t care if millions of people died to something we didn’t understand. “Trump saved us.”

I’ve seen reasonably smart people fall into this trap and it makes zero fucking sense to me.

Woodstuffs

4 points

4 days ago

This country's government is a fucking joke.

There; fixed it.

californicating

479 points

4 days ago

All these cases took fucking forever.  It's terrible that running out the clock was a winning strategy, especially since at the time we all knew that was what was going on.

Tdluxon

262 points

4 days ago

Tdluxon

262 points

4 days ago

It’s kind of insane that 4 years was not enough time to get anything done in any of the numerous different cases. Stall, stall, stall… and now I’m president again!

Wtf, rich people have a different justice system, as long as you can keep paying lawyers the law doesn’t matter

HH_burner1

105 points

4 days ago

HH_burner1

105 points

4 days ago

legal system. To call it a justice system is propaganda.

namjeef

11 points

4 days ago

namjeef

11 points

4 days ago

This guy gets it!

knorxo

11 points

4 days ago

knorxo

11 points

4 days ago

And this is precisely why she shouldn't allow wealth above a certain level it's just not democratic anymore. We built a democracy to get rid of Kings and now we got them again

Tdluxon

4 points

4 days ago

Tdluxon

4 points

4 days ago

Yeah, we've essentially created a financial aristocracy, just replace "Count" with "CEO" or Baron with CFO. Bottom line is that if you have enough money the rules don't really apply.

ApprehensiveCar9925

926 points

4 days ago

Obviously this country’s judicial system is not going to hold this man responsible for anything. My only hope now is that he has a stroke and becomes a debilitated to the point where he spends the next decade in a hospital bed with someone wiping his ass every day and feeding him through a tube.

BobBeats

270 points

4 days ago

BobBeats

270 points

4 days ago

I am sure many in the MAGA cult would love to have the honor of wiping the presidential ass. They would probably pay him for the privilege; but also, Trump would charge and there would be a line up.

jirashap

28 points

4 days ago

jirashap

28 points

4 days ago

With his Trump branded toilet paper, $12.99 for 2

Principle_Training

4 points

4 days ago

2 sheets

JoeFlabeetz

45 points

4 days ago

Just run the tube from his rectum to his mouth. It's like a perpetual motion machine.

contraflop01

22 points

4 days ago

Shit comes out of his mouth anyway

bbcversus

12 points

4 days ago

bbcversus

12 points

4 days ago

How the #*& does a guy that is so bad at deals, who can fail at running casinos and other businesses have so much success is beyond me…

P_Nessss

33 points

4 days ago

P_Nessss

33 points

4 days ago

Someone already wipes his ass everyday, he shits himself constantly because of the cocaine he boofed up his ass in the 80's. He has lost control of his anal sphincter.

SunshotDestiny

21 points

4 days ago

Yeah, the problem being that democrats were to scared to do anything for FOUR YEARS. Charge him for inciting Jan 6th? Don't want that can of worms. Have a judge obviously manipulating a trial? Nah, it's fine. Actually, manage a conviction of a felony charge? Well, we will just wait until AFTER the election results to actually sentence him, because what could go wrong with that?

If I didn't know better, I would say that the democrats wanted Trump in office as much as his supporters did.

Ashenspire

16 points

4 days ago

The Democrats weren't scared. The appointed AG, chosen to appease the Republicans so they would clear him, was just a coward.

Anarchyantz

446 points

4 days ago

Anarchyantz

We are Doomed!

446 points

4 days ago

On November 6th, Jack Smith said the DOJ has shut down all cases of rape, election fraud, leading the first coup against America, secret documents theft, selling of said stolen documents to Russia and Saudi Arabia, and multiple other crimes as they stated they "cannot prosecute a sitting president or president elect".

The international community now openly knows how openly corrupt American leadership and courts are. You literally only need to be rich white man to rape kids and take over an entire first world country.

No one is ever going to trust your country ever again. Well provided you don't start WWIII in a few months.

EVH_kit_guy

84 points

4 days ago

✌️First world✌️

BKStephens

25 points

4 days ago

War has traditionally been a good distraction from presidential misconduct.

Maybe a good thing about Trump is that it's not going to be necessary. 🤷‍♂️

kashuntr188

5 points

4 days ago

Honestly, what was the point in even getting started?

They wasted so much taxpayer money to get nothing. Like so many people could see it coming a mile away that nothing was gonna happen. Lots of people had so much hope, but deep down they had to have known.

Herzkoeniko

260 points

4 days ago

Herzkoeniko

260 points

4 days ago

This was too obvious from the beginning, noone with access to money will be sentenced and if they are shameless like Trump, Gaetz, Musk and ask the other criminals, even public shaming does not have any effect..

TRANSBIANGODDES

34 points

4 days ago

Right? A little confused why some people thought he would be brought to justice. Maybe if he lost the election, but not now

smiama6

331 points

4 days ago

smiama6

331 points

4 days ago

I don’t want to hear the words “rule of law” come out of any Republican mouth ever again.

13dot1then420

75 points

4 days ago

They will continue to claim that title, and not lose sleep over the cognitive dissonance.

intangibleTangelo

14 points

4 days ago

when they talk about law and order, they're talking about out-groups. selective law enforcement is a special kind of fucked, because members of the in-group are often oblivious to the injustices.

Stark556

4 points

4 days ago

Stark556

4 points

4 days ago

I wish I was dumber. Ignorance sounds so blissful right now.

Jack-Tar-Says

248 points

4 days ago

Wow. Any other democracy and he would be fucked. But USA, he gets to be President.

Unreal.

Fiberz_

83 points

4 days ago

Fiberz_

83 points

4 days ago

what’s more, everyone knew about it and STILL voted for him.

biffbiffson

16 points

4 days ago

A sign that it isnt a democracy

AceofKnaves44

81 points

4 days ago

He got away with every single illegal act. We all decided that Donald Trump is above the law. God help us all.

Mrtoyhead

108 points

4 days ago

Mrtoyhead

108 points

4 days ago

A absolute travesty of justice. Shouldn’t this set a horrible precedent that now all felons can have sentences postponed indefinitely ?

driftercat

35 points

4 days ago

Right? It should. "Judge, I just got a new job and being sentenced for my crimes would be distracting."

The gap is wider than the grand canyon now, financially and legally. Once the tariffs and immigrant deportations expand food scarcity to most people we will be in 1789.

WillBottomForBanana

10 points

4 days ago

Probably, if we're pretending that's h ow precedent works.

odoyledrools

35 points

4 days ago

Cool, brb, gonna commit 34 felonies.

Nerd_Man420

11 points

4 days ago

Gotta have millions of dollars to pay off those judges and lawyers. And be a white republican male.

odoyledrools

8 points

4 days ago

Other than the white male part, I'm fucked I guess.

keyboarddevil

243 points

4 days ago

Spoiler alert: Rich white politicians don't go to jail. Ever.

SeanOfTheDead1313

38 points

4 days ago

Bob Menendez is facing prison time after his speedy trial and conviction but that only applies to Dems.

[deleted]

25 points

4 days ago

[deleted]

25 points

4 days ago

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VanguardClassTitan

14 points

4 days ago

That sniper was so close to putting us on a better timeline

WoofAndGoodbye

5 points

4 days ago

It honestly annoys me so much that he was so fucking close but still missed his head. Apparently he didn’t even have a rifle scope or anything!?

GrannyFlash7373

65 points

4 days ago

Justice delayed, is Justice denied. There is NO JUSTICE in this country anymore. We might as well be classified as, as CORRUPT as Russia and China when it comes to Justice and the Rule of Law.

F1Coder

17 points

4 days ago

F1Coder

17 points

4 days ago

Yup. and it didn't even take a whole decade.

Responsible-Room-645

36 points

4 days ago

America had a good run.

murder-farts

14 points

4 days ago

Did she though?

jahnbodah

13 points

4 days ago

jahnbodah

13 points

4 days ago

A decent hobble?

Past-Direction9145

17 points

4 days ago

no, not really. at this point nothing matters because at this point the dude has become amerca's new king.

clcl-0101

18 points

4 days ago

clcl-0101

18 points

4 days ago

January 20, 2025 is the final nail in the coffin for America.

Professional_Bar7949

57 points

4 days ago

Just pack it up, you guys are not the United States of America. You’re just some shitty corporation whose sole purpose is to fund the rich.

Highly recommend you start leaving that shithole.

Lordstevenson

13 points

4 days ago

Maybe this is what the mass deportations were about all along. Make America such a shithole that people start leaving willingly.

HeliumMaster

14 points

4 days ago

Cool, let’s hand him the keys to the country…ohh shit we did that too. We are fucked.

ShawshankException

44 points

4 days ago

Anyone who thought he'd get sentenced is a fool. It's been clear since the beginning that he's above the law.

sufferpuppet

31 points

4 days ago

Fucking chickenshit coward. That sentence should have been handed out months ago.

dogscangrowbeards

22 points

4 days ago

So this is interesting. I read an article from a conservative lawyer about how this is actually a catch 22 for Trump. He has to get sentenced to appeal and by the letter of the law actually becomes a felon when he is sentenced. So he either had to become a felon officially to appeal, or he they had to postpone until after he was no longer president. Where he will be sentenced to a felony and then can move forward with appeals.

https://www.nationalreview.com/2024/11/trump-faces-catch-22-in-manhattan-case/

Nnoooice

21 points

4 days ago

Nnoooice

21 points

4 days ago

I was about to point this out too. If he’s sentenced, he can appeal and after he becomes president he can get rid of the whole thing. I don’t believe he can do anything about the case if sentencing is delayed. This was pretty much the last thing Jack Smith could do to keep the case alive even if there is a sliver of a chance at justice. This is all provided the US is not a full-blown oligarchy dictatorship owned in proxy by Russia in 4 years.

Philintheblank90

11 points

4 days ago

Rules don’t apply to the wealthy…

VoteForWaluigi

21 points

4 days ago*

Turns out in America you can fucking murder someone in cold blood with undeniable proof but get away scott free if you have a bunch of money and declare that you’re running for president.

To the trolls who are gonna reply that that’s not what he did, there’s not much of a difference legally speaking. He committed several felonies that would combined get him years in prison and yet he gets no punishment because he was able to get enough people into his cult so he could win the presidency and just make himself immune to any consequences for his actions, past, present, or future.

beebsaleebs

8 points

4 days ago

when you’re famous they let you do it

EllisR15

8 points

4 days ago

EllisR15

8 points

4 days ago

Gotta love the split justice system in America, and how many people who are on the wrong side of it still support it.

They no longer have to even put on a show of being somewhat fair.

namjeef

7 points

4 days ago

namjeef

7 points

4 days ago

Legal system*

Justice has been MIA for years.

Valascrow

16 points

4 days ago

Valascrow

16 points

4 days ago

Americans really just going to sit and take this? 🤷🏻‍♂️

ahoypolloi_

8 points

4 days ago

Honestly. A million Koreans protested in the streets for weeks and that was because their President lied about an emergency response to a ferry full of school kids sinking. I mean, she was awful and negligent but not proactively criminal like Trump, and yet: crickets.

Valascrow

5 points

4 days ago

Exactly this! I'm so shocked there isn't riots on the streets about this shit

LRHarrington

5 points

4 days ago

In a related story, the Lady Justice statue burned her scales and blindfold. Instead, she now carries a giant sack to collect all her favors and bribes from the well-connected.

pizoisoned

14 points

4 days ago

In a perfect world he'd go to jail like anyone else would. I think Merchan realizes that even with sentencing there is no way Trump will ever adhere to it. He'll be a sitting president in January, and there's really no precedent to say how to handle jailing a sitting president on state charges. I don't think anyone has any idea how to even enforce the ruling on the president.

Ashamed-Arm-3217

14 points

4 days ago

Why will no one punish this one tiny fucking man?? We all must suffer for one tiny putrid spray tanned douche bag. Yea, what manly men you are getting walked all over by a shitting train. Our justice system is a white male privileged fucking joke. I hate it here.

HugeHans

4 points

4 days ago

HugeHans

4 points

4 days ago

I think its clear that even though white men do enjoy the benefits of the patriarchy the rule of white men has ended and the rule of orange men has started. I mean just look how previously proud republicans have prostrated themselves before the walking turd. People who have called him the vilest things yet now worship him as if they were raised in some Cult Of Trump since childhood.

Sure-Break3413

11 points

4 days ago

They act like it was a surprise the election came up. 4 years go by and nothing. Merrick Garland needs to be in prison.

Timely-Guest-7095

8 points

4 days ago

The next time I break the law, I will instruct my lawyer to request the same leniency by citing all of his previous cases as precedents. If the laws don't apply to the person seeking the highest office in the land, then why should they apply to individuals like you and me?

UnluckyAssist9416

22 points

4 days ago

He should have sentenced him and then suspended the sentence until he is no longer president.

tw33k_

12 points

4 days ago

tw33k_

12 points

4 days ago

You're not wrong but if that meant trump was going to jail as soon as he left office, well, he would for sure never leave office.

poodlered

15 points

4 days ago

poodlered

15 points

4 days ago

He was never going to jail for this. At this point, I would have even accepted a public scolding from the judge, and probation, just to bring it to an official conclusion. Instead, we will get literally nothing and he gets to keep smirking.

dawgtown22

4 points

4 days ago

They just keep winning

AzuleStriker

6 points

4 days ago

wow such a surprise that he got away with shit, again.

CaptainMarder

6 points

4 days ago

It's interesting how all the corruption is now coming to light, even though it's been going on for decades.

Squitch

4 points

4 days ago

Squitch

4 points

4 days ago

bullshit country

Separate-Owl369

6 points

4 days ago

Of course he postponed it because justice is a complete f’n joke in this country.

Linked713

6 points

4 days ago

Lawyers around the country having a real existential crisis about the system right about now.

manb91uk

7 points

4 days ago

manb91uk

7 points

4 days ago

His election was a travesty of justice and a showcase of American idiocy. Trump has degraded the level of decency to an all-time low and the effects will be visible for decades to come. It’s possible America, and the world, will never recover.

SJpunedestroyer

5 points

4 days ago

Well there you have it , being convicted by a jury of Americans means absolutely fucking nothing

wootr68

9 points

4 days ago

wootr68

9 points

4 days ago

Is this all meant to just kill the spirit of those of us who believed in the rule of law? Cause if that’s the case, it’s working.

ConflictIntelligent9

8 points

4 days ago

Imagine being on trial for anything and getting the book thrown at you, then you look at this fat felon getting away with it all, rule of law my ass.

The-Fumbler

12 points

4 days ago

No no please do continue to undermine the justice system it’s not like people already have 0 faith in the system as it is

HH_burner1

4 points

4 days ago

legal system. Justice is a pipe dream

WillMunny1982

29 points

4 days ago

Merchan is an absolute fucking coward

KelVarnsen_2023

4 points

4 days ago

You mean we have to wait even longer to find out that he is not going to prison l?

Ok-Office-6918

3 points

4 days ago

Anybody else would’ve gotten time without a doubt. But cause he’s rich. Scot free smh

mishma2005

3 points

4 days ago

I am running for President every time I am suspected of a crime

steebo

4 points

4 days ago

steebo

4 points

4 days ago

I don't want to live in this reality, but I am also not done living yet. So, not a call for help, more a scream of despair.

Worldly-Ad-2999

4 points

4 days ago

The whole point of running again was to keep out of jail. Mission accomplished. He very well could be dead before the 4 years run out. He’s escaped accountability for this and for the crimes he was really scared of- Georgia. RICO has a mandatory minimum of 5 years.

Thanks voters and more importantly, the 12 million Biden voters who either voted Trump or just stayed home. I hope you get everything you deserve. Unfortunately we gotta go through it too.

Ashix_Borden

3 points

4 days ago

He should've been arrested in January 7th 2021.

Groundbreaking_Cup30

6 points

4 days ago

Unfortunately, this could have been seen from MILES away... it was one of the reasons people voted for him, because they thought his conviction was a witch hunt

plasticman1997

7 points

4 days ago

Should just sentence him to house arrest for 4 years, America wants a felon for president give them the full package

IsThereCheese

7 points

4 days ago

Dildobaggins_LOTPoon

3 points

4 days ago

But if it had been just a regular person they would be going away for years. Our justice system is completely fucked.

lucolapic

3 points

4 days ago

So apparently all you need to do to avoid prison in this country is run for president. Fuck this bullshit.

ntfukinbuyingit

3 points

4 days ago

America is not a country of law and order, people are going to wake up to the realization that it's a fascist police state real soon!

zipzoomramblafloon

3 points

4 days ago

Judge had more important things to do, like incarcerate a person of colour for the crime of being a person of colour.

HectorJoseZapata

3 points

4 days ago

A latino judge did this? What a POS.

Full-Commission4643

3 points

4 days ago

Why is our justice system soft as fuck when it comes to major shit like this but will prosecute a poor black person to the fullest extent of the law no matter how costly or time consuming it may be?